Apparently "air" is the gift for 22nd wedding anniversaries. How do I know this you ask? Because that's what I got today for my 22nd anniversary and it wasn't even wrapped. Isn't my husband a romantic? He could have baked a cake, made a meal, gone for a walk with me, given me a massage and I could go on but instead he figured air would be the perfect gift.
So in keeping with the situation I am giving a load of crap to him. At least it is in a bag with a pretty bow on it. Yes, after learning what my gift was I went out and bought a bag of manure, put a bow and card on it and left it where the husband will be sure to find it. If you behave like a shit it's what you deserve.
Happy anniversary honey!
So in keeping with the situation I am giving a load of crap to him. At least it is in a bag with a pretty bow on it. Yes, after learning what my gift was I went out and bought a bag of manure, put a bow and card on it and left it where the husband will be sure to find it. If you behave like a shit it's what you deserve.
Happy anniversary honey!
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We needed the manure for the garden so it was more of a joke gift with a bit of a twist to it to make him feel bad. I doubt he does but it sure makes a good story and makes him look bad. LOL!